As I was tearing into a new box of Midol last week I noticed these words in the bottom corner “Package not child resistant. EASY TO OPEN.” Thank goodness for that! If it would have been much harder to open the pack I may have launched them out our second story bathroom window.
Since this is the first box I have bought of this product, I read the back and found this warning: “Ask a Doctor before using if you have difficulty urinating due to an enlarged prostate.” Huh?
So, Midol obviously knows that I can’t handle a hard-to-open pack when I’m about to have a hormonal meltdown, but they think I might be a man, baby! (Use you’re Austin Powers voice for that last half of the sentence) Weird.
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